• me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

thatfunnyblog:

"why don’t you have your homework?"

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kastland:

parenting

runyoucleverboyandremember:

"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"

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bestpal:

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

Shrek: the Musical + Musical Theatre References

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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dutchster:

masturbation is a touchy subject

edweezymusic:

Echosmith — Cool Kids

lalondes:

i stared into the abyss and the abyss got sicker

nietzsche all on his mouth like liquor