college should be $25

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

everlarkes:

i told you not to do the jazz squares

it’s a crowd favorite everyone loves a good jazz square

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australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

conejitocomelechuga:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

And this is why you sleep at night. 

University ate my soul.

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

cokeflow:

I don’t question peoples’ sexuality because 1, it doesn’t matter, and 2, I’m only attracted to money, which brings me back to 1.

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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thatfunnyblog:

you’re a lucky girl, peggy 

Funny Stuff you like?

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen